NAME: Jon Wesley Lafferty, Alias' include: J Dubb, Jonny Danger, Jibber Jon, and of course Pablo The Fist
HOMETOWN: Aspen, CO. Peace up A-Town Down!
RESORT: I like the nudist Four Seasons at the Patio of the Whister Crab Shack, Hibbert knows... or does he? Also there's this one in Mexico with a rave everynight, that was cool.
SPONSORS: DNA, Spy Optics, High Society Skis, Technica, Colorado Ski Country USA, Swix, a family in El Salvador, Radio Boardshop, Kap 5, and sometimes Decyfer but Stevo Kinevo sucks.
DNA OUTFIT OF CHOICE: I've been rockin the blue underdunk plaid suit pretty hard but i really want a Descente racer one piece in kinda an off white shiny pearl, can someone pass that message on to Ryan for me?
SKIING DISCIPLINE: Pipe, Slopestyle, Pow, Strippers, wait what?
YEARS ON SNOW: Uh, well i mean in years? Like 4 months, so ummm .333 years i guess, i really just started, JK babe, shredding since i was knee high to the chitling ring or whatever, so thats like 167 yrs approx.
ON YOUR IPOD: Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson, and some Hanson, just whatever keeps me dancin and prancin.
FAVORITE MOVIE: I dont understand this word "movie".
SCREAMIN' SEMEN OR CORK 5: I would perform a cork five alive, which is a cab cork five true nose while drinking purple 5 alive out of a juice box.
CHUCK NORRIS OR BRUCE LEE: Please. Chuck Norris, because his tears can cure cancer, its just too bad he has never cried.
WHOPPER WITH OR WITHOUT CHEESE: I'm a go to Micky Dees and get a burger wit some cheese son, you know im bout my chedda.
245 WITH OR WITHOUT A PARACHUTE: Terminal velocity is terminal velocity, 35,000 ft no chute, step up Pierre.
IN THE SUMMER I...: Make love day in and day out to various milfs around the world for cross training, and teachers is learnin me skoo, and skateboarding and motorcycles when im not cultivating my mind and/or sexing your mother.
TRICK OF CHOICE: A dirty B Flip will always have my heart.
TRICK OF CHOICE (NOT SKI RELATED): Manuevering your genitalia into the shape of a hamburger and then displaying it to a crowded room of mixed company
DNA MAKES ME....: Look guilty in most courts of law.
HEROES: Mr. Tea on myspace, the guy who invented edible underpants, and the Buddha.
I WOULD LOVE TO MEET.....: Hulk Hogan, Jesus Christ, the guy who invented edible underpants, and Mike Tyson or Travis Redd in a dark ally to give those bullys a taste of there own medicine.