NAME: David Crichton
HOMETOWN: Manotick
RESORT: Grinnell Mountain
SPONSORS: Dynastar, DNA, Spy, Grandoe
DNA OUTFIT OF CHOICE: DNA Thong
SKIING DISCIPLINE: Acrobatic
YEARS ON SNOW: 5 leap years and 15 common years
ON YOUR IPOD: I think a DNA Thong is lying on it
FAVORITE MOVIE: The Big Lebowski
SCREAMIN' SEMEN OR CORK 5: Dépanneur
CHUCK NORRIS OR BRUCE LEE: Jean-Claude Van Dam
WHOPPER WITH OR WITHOUT CHEESE: Squeaky cheese curds
245 WITH OR WITHOUT A PARACHUTE: With Sledogs and no parachute
IN THE SUMMER I...: Try to lose my toenail fungus
TRICK OF CHOICE: Helicopter
TRICK OF CHOICE (NOT SKI RELATED): Washing dry clean only clothes
DNA MAKES ME....: Famous
HEROES: Fire Marshall Bill, Care-Bears
I WOULD LOVE TO MEET.....: Jean Chrétien, while he is attached to a lie detector